I’m Not Dead

“Dead” Man: I’m not dead. Dead Collector: What? Large Man: Nothing. [hands the collector his money] There’s your nine pence. “Dead” Man: I’m not dead! Dead Collector: ‘Ere, he says he’s not dead. Large Man: Yes he is. “Dead” Man: I’m not. Dead Collector: He isn’t. Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he’s very […]