Red Sonja

Worst movie from 1985 that I’ve watched? Red Sonja is definitely right up there. This is a terrible movie that has not aged well — although to be honest, I don’t think I really liked it that much even back then. The biggest thing for me was that I always found it so weird that Schwarzenegger is in it, but doesn’t play Conan, yet it’s by the creator of Conan (and around the time of the Conan movies). But yeah, the action is horrible — oh god that swordplay — and it’s hard to find any fun in it.

By Jean Snow

Production Services Manager at Ubisoft Shanghai. Before that, half a life spent in Tokyo.