Firewalker

This is not a good movie. To be fair, I sorta remembered it wasn’t a good movie, but I was still in the mood to take it in, and there was some nostalgic fun in seeing just how “Cannon” it feels. It looks cheap, it feels cheap, and although Louis Gossett Jr. does a decent job in it, you’re immediately reminded of just how bad an actor Chuck Norris really is. Unless you have some childhood memories of this, there’s absolutely no reason to watch it. Oh, the one bit I did find incredibly weird and fun was that the baddie — some sort of Aztec assassin — has a scene where’s he’s reading an issue of Marvel’s New Universe comic Psi-Force. I shit you not.

Author: Jean Snow

Production Coordinator at Ubisoft Montréal. Before that, half a life spent in Tokyo.